Upcoming Novel...

Life According To Leo is a comedic novel written in his point of view about his crazy school life and his dog. On a Saturday (not such a lovely Saturday, it was rainy) Leo's father decided that they should get a dog and said that it would make their family bond even stronger. Leo didn't want a dog in the first place, but what could he do against his father's will? The family drove through puddles the size of actual lakes to the pet store. Leo wanted a cool dog, one that he would go about bragging he had but, in contrary, he got a dirty, ugly dog which he named "Beans" (because he looked like one huge bean). As they drove back home, Leo heard a voice coming from the dog's direction. He then realised that the dog had an unusual ability. He could talk? Nobody believed him when he told them. I wouldn't blame them at all. Beans was quite a stubborn dog. He dragged himself to school, got Leo into deep troubles, and ruined Leo's life. That, my friends, wasn't even the worst thing. No, that wasn't. You see, having a talking dog might seem cool and fun and all, but I would tell you that, but you would rather find it out yourself, wouldn't you. Welp, cliffhanger. 
           Don't worry, it's all in the book.